Roberto had a little pootle to Halfords the other day to get some man stuff for the car. This is how it went.
He puts his tin of stuff on the counter, ready to pay.
YOUNG CHECKOUT GIRL: "That'll be £9.99 please. You can get another one, it's buy one and get one free".
ROBERTO: "No thanks. That's okay".
YOUNG CHECKOUT GIRL: "Think about it".
ROBERTO: "I'll just go and get another one".
It's a man thing, girls.