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Sunday, 8 March 2015

Roberto's Trip to Halfords

Roberto had a little pootle to Halfords the other day to get some man stuff for the car.  This is how it went.

He puts his tin of stuff on the counter, ready to pay.

YOUNG CHECKOUT GIRL: "That'll be £9.99 please.  You can get another one, it's buy one and get one free".

ROBERTO: "No thanks. That's okay".

YOUNG CHECKOUT GIRL: "Think about it".

ROBERTO: "I'll just go and get another one".


It's a man thing, girls.

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  1. YOUNG CHECKOUT GIRL You are such a handsome hunk! Are you available?
    ROBERTO What do you mean?
    YOUNG CHECKOUT GIRL How would you like a date with me?
    ROBERTO No thanks. I prefer figs!

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    1. I've missed your cheek YP....and before you say it, I don't mean your bottom cheek!!

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  4. But if it was a tin of everlasting polish, he'd only need one, wouldn't he? Why waste energy carrying two? That's man logic, that is.

    Nice to see you back.

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    1. Thanks Hippo. I've missed my bloggy people. I'll be on to catch up with yours soon.

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  5. How funny. She should be paid more by that store! Hope you are OK Mols? x

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    1. Feeling much better, thanks CT. Getting there slowly. Not doing much but crocheting like a madwoman - lol!!

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  6. I was just going to email you yesterday, but then thought I'd leave it another day or two. I've been thinking about you, wondering how you were getting on, so it was good to see a blog post. And I wonder.... would Roberto have got another tin had it been a young male checkout person???? Hope you're keeping OK?

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    1. Hi Edwina. Probably a male assistant wouldn't have mentioned the offer!! I will e-mail you soon. We bought a new laptop and it's taken me ages to suss it all out but I've found my e-mails again!
      Speak soon. Love from Carol

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