I might have told you this story before, mes amis, but I was reminded of a young lad I used to know who lived in our village. I think he was about 18 at the time and he was telling me about a film he had been to see called The Passion of the Christ. He told me the story as if I had never heard it before, about the lead up to the crucifixion and how brutal it all was ("...and they actually nailed Jesus to the cross!"). Then he said, "I just wish there had been more. I'd like to know what happened next". I'll just leave that one with you, mes petits lapins.